Here is a funny prank/joke, even though its the wrong time of year.
For Thanksgiving, a mom decided to play a trick on her sister (who's blonde). To get her out of the house, she convinced her that they needed more half and half for the coffee.
While the sister was out, the mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it inside the turkey, packing stuffing all around it. She then put the turkey back in the oven.
When everything was ready, the sister took the turkey out of the oven and began to remove the stuffing. When she felt something, she reached in and pulled out the Cornish hen.
Pretending to be shocked, the mother exclaimed, "Patti, you've cooked a pregnant turkey!"
The sister began to cry and was inconsolable.
It took them half an hour to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
-Lib
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