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Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

"Weeelllll - lookee here!"


Okay, so tomorrow is APRIL FOOLS DAY. A day set aside to fun pranks and jokes...
sounds like our little alleyway huh?

(from Wiki - )
Also called: All Fools' Day
Type: Christian, cutural
Significance: Practical pranks
Date: April 1
Observances: Humor

"April Fools' Day or All Fools' Day is a day celebrated in many countries on April 1. The day is marked by the commission of hoaxes and other practical jokes of varying sophistication on friends, family members, enemies, and neighbors, or sending them on a fool's errand, the aim of which is to embarrass the gullible. Traditionally, in some countries, such as the UK, Australia and South Africa the jokes only last until noon, and someone who plays a trick after noon is called an "April Fool".[1] Elsewhere, such as in Canada, France, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Russia, The Netherlands, and the U.S., the jokes last all day. The earliest recorded association between April 1 and foolishness can be found in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales (1392). Many writers suggest that the restoration of January 1 as New Year's Day the 16th century was responsible for the creation of the holiday, but this theory does not explain earlier references"






PS FROM LIB

I believe I shall do something very radical tomorrow for the day... or perhaps it'll last longer then a day... *evil laugh*
We'll have to see if I can get it so you guys can see it.

Friday, April 10, 2009

The Friday Joke

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said,
'If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful Princess.'
The boy picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.The frog said, 'Hey, if you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful Princess,
I'll love you forever.'
The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back in his pocket.The frog yelled, 'If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll clean your house, cook for you, and love you forever.'
The boy took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back.Finally the frog asked, 'What is it?
I've told you I'm a beautiful Princess; I'll cook and clean for you and love you forever. Why won't you kiss me?'The boy said, 'Look, I'm a Boy Scout. I don't have time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool.


-Jare

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

For April 1st

Here is a funny prank/joke, even though its the wrong time of year.


For Thanksgiving, a mom decided to play a trick on her sister (who's blonde). To get her out of the house, she convinced her that they needed more half and half for the coffee.

While the sister was out, the mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it inside the turkey, packing stuffing all around it. She then put the turkey back in the oven.

When everything was ready, the sister took the turkey out of the oven and began to remove the stuffing. When she felt something, she reached in and pulled out the Cornish hen.

Pretending to be shocked, the mother exclaimed, "Patti, you've cooked a pregnant turkey!"
The sister began to cry and was inconsolable.
It took them half an hour to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

-Lib

Blonde Joke

I know that all you who read this blog think all we will post is jokes.
But don't worry, I'll post some none-joke posts soon.
Until I do though I have to show you this one.

And I can tell blonde jokes because I Am a blonde.

Blonde Entertainment:
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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-Lib