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Thursday, September 23, 2010

FUn stuff

A human Pyramid...

Nothing can beat it.

The boy's try at it... 

The Girls...

Girls won (the fastest and lined up/strait) - =(
I'm the one in the Orange reflector shirt

Thursday, August 5, 2010

It's Wayne Grudem!

This video is a must see. Really.


Oh, and after watching this, and you find yourself thinking "Mmm. That's kinda funny." Then it's clear you haven't seen the background to this song - Go here to watch it and then watch first video over again. (BTW, I don't recommend the movie =)

Now the only thing is this, I wonder what Mr. Grudem thinks about this!


Stay Random!

Thursday, June 10, 2010

And you thought you were having a bad day!

For those of you who are, here is something to cheer you up.
This could have been you.


(I feel bad for the dog, actually.)



"Oi! Look, it's a croc!"....


♫ "Here we go around the frozen car, the frozen car, the frozen car, here we go around the frozen car to get away from the bear!" ♫

Doctor: "This won't hurt a bit lil' fellow."
Monkey: "That's what you think"

(don't know about you, but a chill just went down my back!)


(You can just see him screaming for mummy)

Monday, June 7, 2010

Grrrr...

The Computer is acting up.

Internet won't stay on.

Have to schedule more drives so I can graduate from driving school.

Milk goat twice a day.

Ducks.

Feed Dogs, care.

6yo brothers baseball games.

Clean room.

Finish fence.

Practice bass.

Sleep.

Paint.

Finish Sketch.

Get back on running schedule.

Wash hair.

Church.

Make cape for Gus.

Find knife.

Oh, and finish school for this season.
... In other (and shorter words), my life seems to be running away from me and I can't seem to catch up to it. Forgive me if I don't post as much as I used to.

Oh, and I HIGHLY recommend Media Fasts. It REALLY makes you focus.


Monday, April 5, 2010

I've done the unthinkable (at least for myself)

So for those of you who asked to "see" the prank I decided to play for Fools day here is the post. I said I would do something radical and I did. =)



(odd picture but it was the only one that I could find in my file that you could actually see my hair)

So late, late March 31st (it was more April 1at though - after midnight), my mom and I were crowed into the kids bathroom with a box...

A box of dye.

{heh heh heh}

The next morning I woke up with - red hair... and very much startled my family (only my parents knew - dad had to OK it)

Most of you know I'm a blond, I have a kind of always-looks-dirty-blond color that slightly annoys me. But most of you don't know I was born with red locks. At birth (and for some time after) I had red curls that were really cute (I can count on one hand how many photo's we actually have and it would be 2 - bummer huh). But of course, as most baby's do I lost my hair at a (very) young age and it came back in as straight blond.

Anyway - back to what this post is about.

I prank my brothers and sister with waking up with red hair (funny thing is that they didn't even really notice until I started giving hints - it's a very natural red - and I've always had some coppery hints in my blond hair as it were).


Surprising?

Yes.

Now my only problem is that most everyone says I should keep on doing it - and I'm not too sure about that yet (who really wants to buy that stuff and have to keep up on it?)

There it is. Not totally shocking or anything but fun.

I kinda like being a red head (one of my brothers called me carrots... I suddenly feel very close to Anne Shirley - but alas I had no slate to ram on his head)

What did you do for Fools Day???

Please Share!



Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Bringing back one of the oldies

Here's one of the jokes that we posted at the very beginning of this blog - here it is again.


"Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit the door closes, and the engines start up.
The passengers begin glancing nervously around; searching for some kind of a sign that this is just a little practical joke.

None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport property.
Just as it begins to look as though the plane will plow straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines and books, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, 'You know Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die!' "



Thursday, March 25, 2010

How to Train your Dragon

My word, this movie looks funny. Have fun looking at the trailors and little clips. This movie comes to theaters tomorrow.





(sorry if the video feed thingy is too big for my layout...)






Saturday, March 13, 2010

"Need a laugh? Here ya' go"

(ow... )

(my thought exactly dad)

(I sometimes feel like this... not that often but sometimes =)


(i totally understand this one)



Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Monday, January 25, 2010

A smile for the day

It happened when I hear my Grandfather sing "I'm my own Grandpa" while cleaning his teeth.

=)

Monday, January 18, 2010

Joke for the day

(because we like blonde jokes)

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces.

"Oh, only six I think - I'd never manage to eat all 12 pieces."


Thursday, December 31, 2009

Apples to Apples...funny!

he he he.

Last night I played Apples to Apples (really fun game to all those who haven't played it). But for the longest time that night I didn't get one green card! Then, over half way through I got my first...it was,

Misunderstood

then I got


Neglected


and then...


Offensive

lol, I thought it was funny!

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Arg! Grrrrrr.....

Oh bother!


My brain is rotting and my eyes are bugging out...

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Tagged by Equus Delirus



Rules: Do the tag, then tag three people.

1. say something random. Jare: uh... Lib: Hi, I'm awkward!
2. yell something random, out loud. Jare: "What a "nice" day were having...Lib: ...
3. do you play an instrument? Jare: No...Lib: Sorta
4. what's your full name? Jare: JPE...Lib: Wouldn't you want to know
5. what do you think of blogger? Jare: good way to stay in touch with friends..if they ever posted!...Lib: It's fine
6. what do you think of this tag? Jare: It's fine...Lib: Lonnnnngggggggg
7. what's your opinion on Christian rock bands? Jare: like them...Lib: Its rock...yeah
8. if you answered yes on #3 have you ever messed up while playing in front of people? Jare:nope...Lib:I haven't played in front of anybody...yet
9. what's something that you've all ways wanted to do but haven't? Jare:send a text message...Lib: Paragliding
10. how many bloggers do you know in real life. list them Jare: 9 Lib, Keilah, Bracie, Ophelia, Mom, Life in a shoe, Equus, Equus parents, Ashley...Lib: 19 (and it would take to much time to name them all)
11. have you ever played bloody knuckles? Jare: yes and no...Lib: not yet, but planing on it
12. have you ever caught a sockeye Salmon? Jare: no...Lib: nope...I think
13. have you ever played funky angel. Jare: no...Lib: don't think so
14. tell us about your worst accident. Jare: When I was 3 I split my forehead open on a tea table...still have the scar for all to see...Lib: 4th of July(8 or 9yo)...I jumped on a couch and 3 people (all older and bigger then I) jumped on me, or rather my neck...I couldn't move for 2 days...(another time I was on a tire swing and a branch ran into my leg...ow as a 7yo. Blood every where and it was the day after the 4th of July...)
15. rant about what ever you've been holding in. Jare: 7 PAC TEN TEAMS IN A BOWL!!!! ...Lib: really can't share it.
16. do you like caroling? Jare: Its fun...Lib: Its fine... in a fun way ;)
17 .where do you live? Jare: On Mars...mawhahahah! ...Lib: who wants to know?
18. do you like it where you live? Jare: Lots of little short people with green beards...Lib: I wish the sun would come out more.
19. what was your most recent adventure? Jare: My dream last night... Lib: ....I need one
20. Luke or Venator? Jare: Luke...Lib: (is it Vanator or Vader?)
21 .do you like the Obama administration? Jare: no and I don't do politics...Lib: No, I don't like it.
22. dance par-tee or music brawl? Jare: neither...Lib: matters who I'm with
23 .what Number is this? Both: 23
24. what is two + 2? Jare: 4 ...Lib: (*in high, childish voice*) "The right answer is always Jesue..."
25. Books or movies? Jare: movies...Lib:books
26. Horses or Quads? Jare: Quads trump horses any day! ...Lib: Quads
27. what would you do to see wild horses? Jare: Not much...Lib as much as anybody, it would be cool,
28. what is the best joke you can think of right now? Jare: no jokes right now...Lib: There once was a man with a wooded leg named Smith. What was the name of his other leg?...wow...that didn't work
29. do you have a secret blog? Jare:no...Lib: a privet one that's not secret...or Trail of Thoughts that not many of found yet.
30. do you know what a Granny beaded neck is? Jare: nope....Lib: I could look it up
31. PC or laptop? Jare: Laptop...Lib: either are fine for me
32. Click 5 or Switchfoot. Both: Switchfoot
33. how many siblings do you have? Both: 7
34. do you have a favorite game? Jare:That's a hard one ...Lib: yes
35. name the rockiest Christian band you know. Jare: Disciple...Lib I guess Disciple...
36. What does J.O.Y. stand for? Jare: yes...Lib: Yes
37. Are you a member of J.O.Y. Jare: most of the time...Lib: I try
38. have you ever fell a tree with a chainsaw? Jare: Yes...Lib: not with a chainsaw, but with other tools many times.
39. favorite song? Jare: I don't have a song in my head right now....Lib: eye of the tiger is still my fav
40. insert funny/random picture here.
Jare's:
Lib's:


Tagging:
Any body who wants it!

Monday, December 7, 2009

My Goats + Breeding = “AWKWARD!”

Today I took one of my Oberhasli goats, Molly, to the breeders…
That doesn’t sound like much does it? But it was quite the experience!

(Tis Molly^, at a odd angle)
We finally got to the breeders (about a 75 minute drive) and got poor Molly out. It was then that we found out the “goat lady”(who we usually deal with) was out, so a guy named Jake came to help us. For those of you who know me well, you would guess my “enthusiastic” response to this. *wry grin*
He was around his mid 20’s and very “farmy”(if you know what I mean). But he seemed a little unsure of himself as he was picking out a buck. He finally brought out Bo…
We then knew for sure by her response that Molly was in heat, but we also found out…Bo…was too small… I can’t say a lot here, mainly because I don’t think you would want a vivid picture of poor Bo. So my mom went back into the barn with Jake to find a different, taller buck.
They came out, with an unnamed buck who instantly fell in love with Molly. Bucks do gross things when they are extremely and happily in love with a doe. For one, they, um, pee on their beards…and they jump around and stick their tongues out (while making a slight *grunting* sound)…I’m not sure I have ever seen a buck with its tongue *in* its mouth, now that I think about it.
But this goat, whom I shall call Romeo, Only wanted to talk to her, not do the business that we were paying for. And by ‘talk to her’, I mean, woo her, smile at her, pee for her, spit on her, lick her, and otherwise dance around her romantically. So after a while, Jake whined, “Well, I’d better help him.” You would not believe the reluctance in his voice. So with me holding Molly, and him, I’ll just say helping Romeo, I was thinking that this was getting a little on the embarrassing side of things. So I said so, “Wow, this is a little awkward,” looking at Jake. He laughed, a little on the nervous side, and replied, “Yeah, like Really awkward!”
Then Jake, mom and I all laughed. Hard. Then we also agreed, and thanked God that we aren’t goats!
Thank you Lord!!!

So any way, that’s what has happened today. My mother could more than likely tell this story better - I have tried. I hope you understand at least. =)

-Libby
PS
I am not sure if I will Ever get the smell of male goat off me! Help! 8-}

PPS
Also, upon a request. I give you Strait No Chaser’s 12 days of Christmas.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Would you wear these?!?!?!?!

Hehe
I think I would...

-Lib&Jare

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Have you ever wondered how long you can make your title? I'm trying it out now. Random, random, rambles of random people. I'm totally making this up.

Have you ever wondered how long you can make your title? I'm trying it out now. Random, random, rambles of random people. I'm totally making this up.}(Well that anwers that question! I leave the rest of his here though so you can look at my very random post)


{I don't know what to write about. What do you think of this saying I thought up for the header of Random Jot Downs, A smile and Laughter are free and yet Priceless at the same time. Does that make sense? Tell my if it doesn't or does please. I would love your comments. My little, 8yo brother just found one of my knives that I had lost, my Remington. Yeah! I have it back at my side. Has anyone heard any good jokes lately??? Please share! I have a headache, what are with them?! My NaNo novel is going Really slowly. I have to write! But what? Is this long enough? Maybe a little longer. What is your favorite kind of jam? I think I like the old fashion strawberry the best.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Tagged by Olive Tree @ Horsefeathers -Thanks! Tagging CalicoZak,Bracie,Ohpelia,TJ,Connor,Cassi


1- Have you been asked out? Lib: Nope! Jare: Um nooooooooo...
2 - Where was your default picture taken? Both: Outside
3 - What's your middle name? Lib: Marie Jare: Patrick
4 - Your current relationship status? Both: Single...
5 - What's the first thing you do when you wake up from a nap? Lib: Well seeing as I have taken two in the last two days, I mumble and groan and shuffle off to some other place to lay down. =) Jare: Yawn
6 - What is your current mood? Lib: still tired Jare: Happy(I'm playing Wii while Lib asks me the questions =)
7 - What color shirt are you wearing? Lib: bright green Jare: dark green (thats funny, same color!)
8 - Missing something? Lib: Energy, I want it back! Jare: yes, I am missing something
9 - Current Favorite Quote? Lib: I have two right now, the first being, "The joy of writing, the power of preserving, Revenge of a mortal hand" -Wislawa Szymborska. And the other one is two long to post here, go here and look at the Time quote on the sidebar http://atrailofthoughts.blogspot.com/ Jare:"Football is not a contact sport-it is a collisions sport" -one of my couches =)
10 - If you could go back in time and change something what would be? Lib: There are so many I would want to change...and most of them I don't really want to say here, if you know what I mean=) Jare: What happened in the garden of Eden
11 - If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Lib:Ireally dob't know for sure, I liked Earwen's answer though Jare: An Eagle
12 - Ever had a near death experience? Lib: near death? I don't think so, falling out of trees, stabbing (not on purpose!) myself with knives=D Jare: Yes, my cord was wrapped around my neck at birth, I was born at home with a midwife, it could have gone bad but as you can see I'm still here!
13 - Something you do a lot? Lib:Stare out into space, and lately, sleep! Jare: Play football
14 - The song stuck in your head? Lib: Eye of the Tiger is, but also Howard Baer's music (which sounds really weird together just so you know!) Jare: Nothing
15 - Least favorite household chore? Lib: I don't know Jare: cleaning my room
16 - Name someone with the same birthday as you. Jare: A guy name Kevin(really, his name Kevin, met him at some one's house!) Lib: I actually don't even know or heard of anyone with my birthday, but the day before is this movie star(who I can't remember her name!)
17 - When was the last time you cried? Jare: Ummm...I'm really not sure Lib: heck if I remember
18- Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Jare: yes Lib: I sing for our church, I still get scared to death every third Sunday though. YIKES! ITs this SUNDAY...somebody pray for me please!
19 - If you could have one super power what would it be? Jare: the power to fly LIb: To be invisible! That would be like a life saver for me!
20 - What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender? Lib: If he's wearing a knife =) Jare: color of hair (?)
21 - What do you usually order from Starbucks? Lib: Starbucks? *Gag* Jare: Italtalin Sodas
22 - What's your biggest secret? Lib: That is a stupid question to fall for =) Jare: So don't going to tell you!
23- What's your favorite color? Lib: all the colors in nature Jare: black or purple or gold
24 - Do you still watch kiddie shows or TV shows? Lib: We don't have a TV, but I do have 6 sibs under the age of 12 who do watch kiddie shows. So yes, I guess I do! Jare: TV shows at my grandparents house, but no kiddie shows
25 - What's on your walls? Lib: I actually don't have a room, I sleep in our library. So over my desk though is nature pics, my artwork and others Jare: "My walls? Paint...fireworks, posters of football"
26 - What are you? Lib: ...I happen to be a Invibed Starlick that was capture when I was a hatchling... Jare: I'm human
27 - Do you speak any other language? Lib: Not enough to speak about Jare: football language! ask me anything
28 - What's your favorite smell? Lib: Right now its the smell of night, have you ever really smelled it? And fog. Jare: sweets
29 - Describe your life in one word! Lib: Random Jare: amazing
30 - Have you ever kissed in the rain? Lib: Ummm....Nooooo. That's kinda sick. Jare: No I haven't
31 - What are you thinking about right now? I want to draw, I want to play, I want to have a paintball war! Jare: Jare is playing Wii right now and won't answer. His mind is in "Off gear" right now.
32 - What should you be doing? Lib: Writing, I should be working on my NaNo! Wa! Jare: "ANSWERING THIS TAG DUDE! Come on Jare!"
33 - Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? Lib: A friend...not to be named though Jare: Lib (hehehehehe) *Lib glares at him*
34 - How often do you talk to God? LIb: When I need a friend, I don't have a schedule or anything, just during the day I send up a prayer or a thank you. Jare: random though out the day
35 - Do you like working in the yard? Lib: I do actually. But only if I do it by myself=) Jare: sometimes
36 - If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Lib: I have never thought about that. I. Don't. Know. Or. Care! =P Jare: Engström is fine (duh)
37 - What is your natural hair color? Lib: I have dirt blond hair color Jare: Dark Brown
38 - Do you have many friends? Lib: You could say that I do=) Love you guys(in a done romantic kind of way ya know)! Jare: Yes
39 - Who is your role-model? Lib: I have so many, but my highest is Christ, to be more like him. Jare: I'm changing the question 39-Who is ONE of your role-models? Tim Tebow
40 - Do you like your life? Lib: Its good to me most of the time=) Jare: Its ok
50. I am going to tag... (But first I have to ask. Why in the world does it go 40 to 50!?!?!)
Calico Zak
Bracie
The Reluctant Dragon
TJ
Connor
Cassie
-Jare and Lib

Monday, November 23, 2009

CMS

CMS, Christian Musician Summit .

It. Was. So. The. UP! (I did it first Ohpe! =P)
I think I am the last to post about it though, you can read more Here, here, and here!

Worship was awesome and was very loud...make a joyful {loud} sound to the Lord!


Problematic and I showing off our Chucks (Peach is pointing and Hope is behind us with her foot in between. You can also see that I am falling over, I was saying at the time "Just take the picture already!")




Our group(we made up a whole L shape) eating at this Chines place. Pretty gooooood... (I Loved it! I won't name everyone, simple because you can't see most)




Problematic and I remarked that there seemed to a few upside down torsos walking around ...=) Scary!!! *wink*




A blurry/dark pic, which I don't know what to title... just showing off the title screen.



And this is the best picture of the whole two days, Problematic and I with our Converse!


-Libby