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Friday, April 3, 2009

Duct Tape

Do you like duct tape? Stupid question, everybody has to love that stuff.
Its like you ask some guy if he like cake and he’s all like “I don’t like no cake.”
Or was it onions?

You can use duct tape for so many things.
Here are just a few I found:

Decorating a dollhouse? Duct tape is good for many things.
Makes classy gray wallpaper.
Makes or repairs roof shingles
“Pave” the driveway (I recommend black duct tape)
Make “solar roof panels.
Create wall mirrors.
Make little area rugs to cover the dollhouse floors.
Create a self-adhering tablecloth.
Help the dolls stand in place.
Duct tape can also make sturdy and fashionable clothing.

Going on a trip?
Your luggage is easily spotted at any airport baggage claim when you have a large duct tape X on each side.
Or better yet, cover your entire suitcase in duct tape-it will be virtually indestructible.
And talk about easy to spot!


Lost your Dog?
Duct tape a pork chop to your chin.
Your dog will find you-along with 20 other dogs.
And here’s the sliver lining, you won’t have to wash your face for a few months!


Hide your valuables from burglars by duct taping them out of sight (say, under tables and chairs).
Warning: If your burglar happens to be a duct tape pro, this hint might backfire-as they might sniff out the duct tape.


How to avoid computer viruses:
Lay duct tape, sticky-side-up on your desk around your computer.
Now I’m no computer technologists, but I’m pretty sure this will stop any computer bugs in their tracks.

-Lib

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You guys are not normal.
But that's a good thing.
I'm not, either.
*shakesyourhand*
Pleased to meet another wierdo! I really am.

Ecuestre Lunatico said...

Les personas estan excelente

Jare said...

Nice to know that you're not normal either Earwen, I always feel a little uncomfortable with people who are NOT weird!
jk


Hey Ecuestre Lunatico, what dose that mean?
And don't think me rude, but who are you??

-Lib