"And I tag anyone who doesn't...have a facebook account"

(Jare is not able to answer to this tag - thus Lib will do it by her self)

Tagged by Problematic

1. How many toes do you have?
... counting the one that they took off at birth, 11... (jk =P

2. How many bones have you broken?
None - I'm not counting my pinkie toe

3. Name an epic thing that you have done.
Playing electric bass with my 14 month brother on my hip - and got the song down pretty good too!

4. If you had a pet lemming, what would you name him?
Dominico

5. What color are the clothes you're wearing right now?
Grey, styled hoody, and white and blue pj pants (hehe - no, I just go into them - haven't been like this all day)

6. How awesome are orca whales on a scale of one to ten?
9.7

8. How old do you want to be when you die?
I have to side with the giver of this tag, Problematic, not over 50

"I want to be doing something interesting when I go"

9. Name a pet peeve and an addiction.
Finding my knives and other daring objects all over my floor (in other words: my brothers messing with my stuff).
And then a addiction... facts. I am addicted to facts.

10. Write a paragraph detailing your life. 100 word minimum.
Oi, the minimum is 100 words?
Here goes:
Born over 3 weeks late – on a cold December day at my grandparents. I had the pleasure of a home birth with family and a few friends (not that I remember) plus the drying-machine repairer guy (no lie – he told my Mumu he couldn’t wait to get home to his wife and tell her that he was at a house when a birth was happening). I’m not sure if he saw me or not. From there I was the animal girl - from caterpillars to horses I loved them and they got along with me reasonably well (not always mind you – the cats hated me - I sometimes return the favor). I took horse-riding lessons for about 4 years and then stopped when she moved away. I’ve taken up countless hobbies – sung in 3 different plays, taken up a instrument in less then 2 months and now rise goats, cats ‘n’ dogs, ducks and one pet rabbit. I sketch and do other crafty stuff and enjoy them all. I hate cold weather.
(172 words)

11. Name one thing that isn't really a secret, but that you haven't really gotten around to telling anyone.
Once again I am quoting Problematic

"I really like my privacy, so it bugs me when people ask too much about me"

12. Name another pet peeve.
People asking me for more of my pet peeves!

13. Sprechen Sie deutsch?
nope!

14. Tell a joke.
"First dude: "Knock, knock"
Second dude: "Who's there?"
First dude again: "Totally uncalled for”
Stupid second dude: "Totally un-“
First dude: *slap*
Second dude: "ow"
{followed by first dude running off to hide in coat closet all the while giggling hysterically}"

Although this joke only really works when you can actually see it - or do it.

15. How many of the questions have you answered in a witty manner so far?
Define “witty”  ;^}

16. Compose a haiku.

Peeping sounds
Cracking noise
Ducks are hatching

(Mmm... may have to work on my haiku-y skills)

17. Have you ever noticed how sour candies taste even more sour if you rub them on the side of your tongue?
Yes.

18. What book(s) are you reading at the moment?
Homer's - The Odyssey and Rise of the Dibor (by Christopher Hopper)

19. How many doors are there in your house?
16 (not counting the ones that are not installed)

20. How would you solve a problem like Maria?
How would you catch a cloud and pin it down?

21. Think of something about yourself. Anything. Go on, think of it.
'k

 Now think of something more interesting. Write it down here.
About me? I've never gone to court (in both meanings)

22. What's wrong with your legs?
much and less (take your pick)

24. What's your favorite show tune?
could never pick - don't make me.

25. Okay, you can tell us what that first thing you thought of for number 21 was. We all want to know, even if it isn't interesting.
Well, this probably doesn't count but I was wondering why it went 22. to 24... where's the beloved 23?!

And I tag, Anyone who doesn't have a FACEBOOK page/account.