...Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? (hehehe)
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is it that lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? (*snorts* I found this one - sorry, had to post it!)
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Edit: Watch this clip from the movie, The Widow's Might. Really funny and its with the same thyme as this post.
17 comments:
*laughing* Oh, my, those were hysterical! Especially the Congress one!
Thanks so much for sharing!
-Cassie
Way too funny!!!
lol, I love this post! I also really like the Widow's Might. I wonder if they'll do another movie? I hope they do!
O, that was so funny. I love the Congress one. And, why do doctors call what they do a practice? LOL. Great post.
P.S. I send you NaNo mail Lib.
Mouse-flavored cat food....someone should so invent that!
hehehe! I've gotta say, though, I think I'm one of the anomalous few girls who never opens her mouth while putting on mascara.... :P
LOL! Yeah I know, you and me both Bethany (*high-five*)! I had read this "fact" before I started wearing stuff on my face so I've always been aware of my self about it - thus I tend to bit my lips to avoid to having it hang open like a codfish...hehehe *clears thoat*
I'm glad all of you guys like this post that J and I did.
=)
Oh, I heard of some of those! Lol
I've never opened my mouth while putting on mascara. So, it's not just me. LOL!
This was SO funny!! Oh my word, I laughed so much!
That's terrible...I like it!
Hahaha!!! Hilarious!
I'll have you know that I can put my mascara on without opening my mouth just fine, thank you very much.;)
I hope those doctors aren't practicing I just had my wrist almost completely restructured (and I'm not kidding)...:/
"Rush hour". You've got me there.:)
Death to all mosquitoes everywhere!!! I'm one of those people that their attracted to. It has something to do with an element in your blood that some people have more than others.
Sooo funny... I'm with Bethany and EchoOfMercy though, I can put on mascara perfectly all right with my mouth closed. ;)
Hehehe... I'm glad to hear it Olive Tree! (and Echos!)
Very glad indeed - I think this "fact" should be put and mashed into the dust once and for all!!!!
-L
Hahaha...funny. And yeah, I CANNOT put mascara on without my mouth open--maybe once or twice I've done it, but, yeah. ;)
Love & Blessings,
--Hannah
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