Are You a Mischief Maker Quiz???

I found this quiz, and thought it was really funny. Answer the questions, send it to me in a comment and on Monday I will answer them all. I will not post until then. That way anybody can do it!

Your results should be what you would actually do, don’t answer something wish you would do(but are too shy) or just doing because it’s a quiz and not real life.

Have fun !

1) Walking along the beach, you see two children building a sand castle. You...
a) Introduce yourself and offer to help dig the moat and swat away errant volleyballs.
b) Introduce yourself as "King Sandy" and spend the rest of the day constructing a huge sandcastle right next to theirs.
c) Shout, "Viking attack!" and run through their castle.

2) You get home and are looking to relax. You are most likely to...
a) Gather the neighborhood kids together to put on a play for the senior citizens.
b) Open the book The Pocket Guide to Mischief and take notes.
c) Gather the neighborhood kids together to organize a fund-raiser for you.

3) You watch as a neighbor walks his dog past your house. The dog leaves a huge pile of poop in your yard. The neighbor than walks off without picking it up. You...
a) Go clean it up.
b) Put it in an Easter basket and leave it on the neighbor's porch.
c) What you do is so horrible, I can't write it. Lets just say it involves dog poop, a spatula, and a slingshot.

4) Splat! Your nemesis has just thrown a water balloon at you. Your first response is to...
a) Say, "Ha ha! Good one!"
b) Begin making plans for a water blimp to destroy your Nemesis with.
c) Sharpen your bayonet collection while muttering, "Vengeance."

5) You're a girl. (If you are not really a girl, pretend. If you are a girl, continue being one.) A guy you don't like much ask, "What would it take for me to become your boyfriend?" Your response:
a) "You're very nice, but I'm afraid it's just not possible."
b) "If every other guy in town got leprosy, I'd consider it."
c) Would include laughter and pointing.

6) You just bought some socks. The clerk says, "Can I help you with anything else?" You say:
a) "No thank you."
b) "Well, I do have this rash on my arm that's been itching like crazy."
c) "Are you saying I need help?"

7) Your blood type is:
a) B positive!
b) B negative
c) O I'm going to knock you into next week.

8) Your ideal job would be one where you could...
a) Feed the hungry and cloth the...people who need clothes.
b) Write a book all about Mischief.
c) Release starving leopards into the petting zoo.

9) You see your mean neighbor throw a rock at a squirrel. You decide to...
a) Give the squirrel a nut the size of a cantaloupe to make up for it.
b) Call your neighbor from a public phone and tell him that you're calling from the zoo about a escaped wolf that is prowling in his neighborhood.
c) Release starving leopards into his kitchen.

10) You're at the "15 Items or less" line at the supermarket, and the person in front of you has a shopping car stuffed with items. You...
a) Smile pleasantly at the clerk and roll your eyes.
b) Count loudly as each item goes on the conveyer belt: "18! 19! 20!"
c) Lay on the conveyer belt in protest.

11) You see a poorly parked car that needs to be washed. You...
a) Walk past it, whistling happily.
b) Look around to make sure you're alone, and than you use your finger to write, "I'm old and dirty" on the window.
c) Hijack a tow truck, tow the car, and leave it in a large body of water.

12) You accidentally belch while eating in a crowded restaurant. You...
a) Apologize to everyone in the restaurant. Then you leave a big tip and quietly exit.
b) Tell everyone, "In many cultures, that's how you sat it was a good meal. Too bad this isn't one of them!"
c) Lean forward, saying, "That belch perfectly covered the sound of me farting."

Be Honest! =P

And again, I will post your results on Monday. See you then!

PS
Any one can do this, even if you don't have a blog. Anonymous's too(though please give a name so you know your results).